In general, I’ll say right away that I didn’t participate directly in the shooting - I have to fuck, dick is more expensive than money, but I learned all about the kitchen. My role in the process was that I composed the musical accompaniment (I am ashamed to call it music) to the pornographic film of a famous Russian porn director. His films are usually exported, so the high-fi quality, stereo-huereo, fitting the background to the plots is like a guess.
Creating a porn starter with the fact that the producer is maxing director loot. Type: “Here you have 18 tons of green (for example). For these 18 tons there should be 3 hours of recording, of which 2 hours is regular fucking, 40 minutes of total perversions and 20 minutes for plot gluing. Of the perversions of shtob, the rain was necessarily grouped, anal / huyal and sado-maso ”. “Fuck you! - says the director. Give me another 5 tons of current, and I’ll get you a second Caligula. ”In general, they solve the problem with loot.
After that, the director podkurivaetstsa ganzhikom and begins to write the script. Type “Forest, glade, a girl gathers mushrooms and finds a Dilda. Oh, says the girl. What naughty dilda !: And begins to insert it into his pussy. Here 4 elk come out of the forest on their hind legs. Close up - knee-highs: ". In general, some thread garbage with sketches of the environment, the dialogues and the parties involved. After that, this stoned director starts calling around his acquaintances to remove a thread from someone for rent (sauna / suite / compartment in a standing train / ETC) and the necessary costumes and props - there are rubber bands, whips, and other cars.
After this comes the casting. The director and producer look through pictures of familiar pornoactresses, videos with them, they pick up yobares and all that. If, according to the script, a certain type of the main character is needed, then under the film it is specifically the scouting woman of the appropriate appearance. The search for the occupant is special assholes who, for the percentage of Pasuzza, in all kinds of institutions, clubs, etc., and there they specifically invite girls for filming. Well, huyov too. Many are led, because it is interesting and the money promises good money. About money. Essentially, the women get more, because the guys who want to get a freebie find it easier. Karoche, a kid gets 50 to 100 bucks for a day of filming, and hens gets 30 to 500 bucks. But for 500, it must be a really fucking woman, from the look of which any corpse with eggs should finish, and this beauty should be agreeable to different holes and with a different number of people. But there are exceptions - for example, in special cases, for large ebony plans, they can invite a backup stunt with similar forms. That is, let's say a dick sucks in front of the camera a kind of photo model, and 2 dicks and a dildo in the ass close up are shoving a kind of thread confused with Staronevsky. But I digress it.
In general, when the cast of actors and actresses will be selected, the next stage is the coordination of the monthly ones. That is, it’s trite to compile a shooting schedule to select days when all participating baps do not have a bloody heat. For the plans are large, and bloodshed, constantly flowing from all holes, can arouse the current of some kind of thread of Bata-type perverts or this is a winged-out flies. And the fact is that renting the shooting sites is really worth the money. And therefore, all the efforts to make films in the shortest possible time. It is appropriate that everyone in such a working day could calmly, efficiently and cheerfully ibazza.
And so, the first day before the shooting:
And here comes the day before the first shoot. I mean, the day before the shoot. This is the very day when the actors gather about work, pobohat one party and watch over each other. The type of guys looking at them kavo zaftra ibat and get up, if the dick, and chicks pretend how much it will be disgusting and dirty. But sometimes it happens the other way around, all the ousters are outdated by the general repit. According to the script, nah.
By the way, in the majority of films with one film the same composition of the people, so by and large they all know each other. Well, the type there is a hollow for a specific dick sharpened or a mouth just the width of the opener prick. But regularly someone appears new, and someone leaves a business treats AIDS and a clapper and all that. And it happens that there is some kind of thread and a loving couple in love with a specific variant. For example, the director’s hyperbroken imagination betrayed such a plot: He and She, He fucks her with a cock in the ass while banging HER for fucking, feeding him, he fucks, ssyt, pukes and she eats it all while dodging herself in the ear with a dildo.
Clear dick normal people in such snymatstsa will not. Then, through the assholes of Ischian, some thread is frankly a fucking couple of the type of Bati and Fliege, who practice such perversions daily, and for the Balabos are ready to do this all week without a break. And fucked up, everyone is happy. The director said that he made a couple of ebanats for extreme shots for pennies, and Batya and Flige are happy with what they can do in front of the bed, and they will be fed before that.
Then start shooting. This work. Like everyone else, I, from deep inside, thought that it was a porno in a film - this is just fucking what a fucking job. Like for days, you beat all sorts of women in pessda and ass, they suck you a dick and other grace - one buzz. So, dick! Huy !!! This is really plowing. Suppose everything on the screen looks like this: a room, there is a bed in it and there is a guy with a cancer and a woman. They both groan, the camera snatches the shots of the dick coming into the car ride, the car ride beautiful and all that. Idyll Soft background music and moans.
In real life, the picture looks completely different. Around the bed stuck lamps with 500-watt lamps. Very hot. It stinks of sweaty mashonka and grob. Once every 5 minutes of shooting, stop and stop the actors from the actors. An operator with a camera crawls around fucking. Constantly heard loud mate director: "Olya! Eatvoyumat! Ass, sit down yourself ass! Yes, ass fuck! Open your mouth wider! Dima! Bitch, you fuck her at an angle, you can't see it! Fuck, do not break! Break the dick, say - straighten for free! So, let's, now Olya turns smoothly and starts sucking in Dima. Olya, I said smoothly! Fuck, ass wag, ass! So, Dima, fucking! What the fuck you dick fell ??? So, stop the camera. Dima, fuck, time is coming! Come on nadrachivay! So, the camera, the motor. Olya, turn to him again, SLOWLY! So look up at him. Dima, and you make a lustful face. Olya, take a dick in your mouth, smoothly, start sucking! Fuck yes not nibbling and suck, you INTO, have forgotten how to suck? Remember how yesterday it turned out good! What's up Remind me? I'll remind you right now! So, slower, faster, slower, faster: Dima, fucking and the bitch portrayed the fun! What the fuck are you today, fucking ??? "
And this razdeetsa throughout the day of filming. He and She stupidly ebutstsa submitting to the constant commands of the director. Kaif - almost zero. Toka mazoli on the knees and prick.
As a rule, in the room where the shooting takes place, there are no excess people. Actors, cameraman, illuminator, director. Everything. Fucking is an intimate process and some kind of thread - the extra tension can drop the actor's cock at once. By the way, in order to look at the shooting, some individuals offer very non-acidic dibs, but normal directors are not in charge of this.
Now about the tricks. Shtoby women looked excited and attractive, they are constantly smeared with all sorts of oils. Type dzhonsan-with baby, nah. In order for the peasants to have less dick - it is smeared with non-stop creams. Particularly clever directors have on their staff doctors who make special injection of super glue into the dick and dick costs 8 hours each. And fucked up. Here you just plow like meat, like a rabbit, nah. They said fuck - fuck, said jerk off - drochish. Well, women as well. The grease shtob oil glistened and forth.
Artistic gluing of the plot in the course of the play. Separately, close-ups are close-ups: prick, pesda, prick, entering the pesda, point, point with a prick inserted, and other garbage. Then from all this assemble unbroken scenes.
All the actors regularly check on every kind of venereal garbage, because the fuck is all messy with each other and if one gets sick - after 3 days the whole team including the director, the cameraman and the cleaning lady Glashu falls ill.
But here, the shooting is over, the dicks and cunts can take a rest and start off with what the naive audience allows later on to fuck up - montage. In other words, from gamna they make an exciting candy for onanists of the whole world. How to make gluing, whence beruzza moans and other poben - at the end of the story.
But here the material is filmed, the actors get honestly earned by the dick and pesda loot and go once again to check for sifak. And in the hands of the director of the rest of the film there is a heap of footage, you need to make a finished product out of the cutter.
This is where the second most serious person comes after the director is the editor. That he will sit for hours at the computer and from pieces to glue the whole picture.
To begin with, the director and editor sit for a long time and stupidly look at everything that was taken. Along the way, the director explains in what order and exactly what he would like to receive in the end. Type here is the beginning, then the dressing room, then this fucking, then the one, in this place close-up dick, in this - tit and all that. The editor tries to memorize all this, at the same time asking leading questions and sending the director fucking, or moreover - to the pesda.
After that, the material is digitized from DV-Kama to the computer. By the way, as a rule, nikuy servak is used for installation, because as I said before, the output should be high quality material with DVD quality. Therefore, on the mounting servers are okhuenny skazevye screws, dual-processor mothers and a pair of monitors in 21 duim. Well, to this pair vidak, monitoring monitor and other crap. And then the editor sits and fucks in the Adobe Premiere begins to mount. Hour film installation requires about 3-4 weeks. During this time, the stories of the lining up are in a logical order, the superfluous ubirets, and the picture itself is customized for a given time.
After that, on the finished video file, set the filters and effects, so that the picture would later seem to be filmed on some kind of Kodak thread, in the sense of film. With such a simple method, the film industry bribes onanistof viewers who are confident that they are watching a real movie. The render takes another week. At this time, the editor plugs and smokes lads, and the director begins to search for the people for voice acting and for writing musical accompaniment.
Watch mounted but not voiced porn with a native audio track is a complete fucking. Constantly does not leave the feeling of ill-nioba. Well, here you are, you see - real porn, fuck a beautiful woman, and immediately want to distort the shutter, but: But if not these voices in the background! ”Ebi! Come on! Left dick, right dick! Yopvasumaat! Who flipped? ”As a rule, after some time of such viewing, you don’t want to watch porn for the rest of your life.
Next is the dubbing. As a rule, this is a permanent team consisting of actors of the theater, left-wing chicks with a sexy voice and other people of art. All of them are collected in the viewing room with a 52 Duim TV and begin to twist the mounted material. Twist each time 20. Firstly, so that none of the people present at these porn scenes get up during the dubbing and the cock does not flow, and secondly, that the people understand where and what dialogues the director has in mind.
After that, for several days, the studio is like a brothel. Constantly distributing groans, ahs, heavy sighs and creaks of the bed. This plow sounds. Their work, I tell you, is also not raspberry with sugar. Let someone thread try to sit down and moan at least 5 minutes. Fuck you. First begins to choke a stupid laugh. Second, it hurts my throat. And in the third you feel like a complete idiot. And people do this for 3-4 hours a day until they record everything they need.
But sooner or later this poeben ends. Files with samples of moans are given to the same editor, who adjusts them to the picture, adds theatrical sounds such as slamming the door, squeaking beds and squishing the pesda, and ultimately reducing everything to one sound track. Now the film looks more like porn. But something is missing. There is a lack of musical background, which should be a spoon in the ear during fucking sessions, when no one says anything on the screen and only occasionally groans. This is where the so-called “composer” comes into play.
A little distracted. In the good old days of German porn, when such was in the underground and officially it did not exist, with a musical lining for porn was easier. Some famous lyrical melodies were taken, superimposed on the background of the sound track of the film and there are no problems. Now such a ride only in the Council of Deputies, because the copyright in general is a shit.
Another thing - porn over the hill. There, this otvyasatsa will extremely sharply and instantly stumble a fine on the most unbalanced, if there is a sound track of the same Enigma (which, by the way, would even be very good for such a thing), in some porn thread of an okazhetsa.
For this reason, Russian pornography directors come out of a dorm and order a soundtrack. Depending on the budget of the film, the buyer is either an hour and a half what-thread of garbage that the pioneer Peter has played with one finger on the Casio self-playing game, or specifically under the picture of the soundtrack procurer to order. In general, I personally fit into the topic as a second option.
Karoche, to you Daius SD with recording video clips and explaining in detail what kind of atmosphere should be conveyed by music at one time or another. The quality of the picture is complete shit, because the video itself is only needed in order to understand where the composition should be.
Writing music for the film - I will not wish anyone. After all this, I have become a no-nonsense to respect the real composers who write music for ordinary films. First, in the process of viewing you write down on a toilet paper at what time the plot on the screen changes. During this time, naked women and filming fucking zayobayuyut to the complete lack of space. The only salvation is to regularly relieve tension from a thread. Then you can continue to work calmly. Karoche, after all measurements poluchaetsa list of approximately 20 timestamps. And now you want it, but your music sounded exactly in accordance with these tags. And what about your mid-beat or losing a long time - nobody fucks. In general, still that work.
But all the music is superimposed on the picture and finally reduced to the groans and squish of the pussy. Direct audio dialogs of actors are recorded on separate audio tracks. I mean, if there is any market on the topic - it is recorded separately. Delaetstsa is this so that our little German friends could then in their own porn studio do a dubbing of dialogues, leaving the rest of the sound as in the original. After that, the film can be considered complete. The final version of the copier from the editing server to the beta stations and the director is going to get loot, otsypats and smoke ganja. Ibatsa with women, as a rule, he does not want at least another month. A cassette with the film is given to the producer, who himself decides how to make on this greenery - simply put into circulation in Russia, or, alternatively, change to 2-3 such films for a thread of German Ali Finnish pornography in order to replicate them directly.
Sometimes the actors in the contract specifically stipulate that the film can be sold only over the hill, so that their own husbands and children do not accidentally see KTV as their mummy snitching up 3 people in a rookerychka. Many without this clause in the contract simply refuse to withdraw. Stesnyayutsa, bitches. This is by the way one of the reasons why there is little in the circulation of amateur porn. Well, fuck it, if then the office in which you are plowing will draw a tape to the holes on which you are recorded with a bare ass.
That's all. I will add the current, that the creation of a porno film is really hard work, in which people plow for all the fuel oil and not for all the pleasant fucking things. And now you can insert your favorite porn into the video recorder and review it again after reading all the above.